when i asked a random person how old they thought i was, expecting them to say 19, but they said 32 so i said im 45 to make their attempt at humbling me flop
Some people avoid people who don't like them. Not me. I'll sit right next to that bitch, smile, and ask if they're good 'cause psychological warfare is free and I love saving money.
I was in a meeting today where the room number was 404. I joked that I could not find the room and nobody understood. This is why I have a hard time making friends.
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